one for the ages

Making the rounds yesterday... what is allegedly the bartab of the Boston Bruins, including a $100K giant magnum of champagne...

Now that, boys and girls, is an epic bar tab.
Tyche [chance] is as relentless a mistress as Ananke [necessity]
Norbert Wiener

You know you're in trouble when even the main villain in your story is complaining about the plot and wishing he were a character in a more interesting book.

Reassuring AND discouraging when googling up some development how-to and seeing a bunch of links colored "already seen" from way back when.