we're not candy!

From the HEY I REMEMBER THAT! Department:

-- via Cracked's 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time
UGH, just poking around with PhoneGap for HTML5 fun on Kindle Fire gets me back to the Eclipse hell that helped draw me to UI to start with!
Gawd it sucks. Follow all the steps at http://phonegap.com/start/#android -- There IS no damn "New > Android Project" option. What he hell. Hate hate hate