April 13, 2012
It's been a long time since I've been in a pep band but I learned many cheers. (Warning, lots of near-swears and a tad of implied obscenity follow.
Rick 'um Rack 'um Reek 'um Ruck 'umThat one might have come from Robin Williams, actually.
Get that ball and really FIGHT!
High school had some old standbys:
Strawberry Shortcake, Banana Split!and
We think your team's full of
SHHHIFT to the left, Shift to the right!
Go Team Go! Fight Fight! Fight!
Cigarette Ashes, Cigarette Butts--and that doesn't even try to be coy,
We got your team by the nuts!
PULL TEAM PULL
Ur-ine Ur-ine Yer-in-trouble!In college we learned the blame game:
ALL YOUR FAULT --and the semi-onscene:
ALL YOUR FAULT --
Get off your knees, ref,The following came from my University days, and they are pretty rich coming from a school so firmly on the second rung as Tufts...
you're blowing the game!
That's all right, that's ok,and
You'll all work for us someday!
Wine cooler, wine cooler,(where ___ is the name of the competing school.)
Beer beer beer
You only go to _____
'Cause you couldn't get in here!
Finally one that will never set a crowd on fire but is kind of fun:
Rip off his arm and beat him over the head with the bloody stump!
Whenever I start reading Yelp reviews, I always regret it, generally immediately.
Suddenly Boston's all like BAM! TOURISTS!