May 24, 2012
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail!
http://london2012.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/05/21/longing-for-the-return-of-dueling-pistol/ -- Olympic sports they should bring back ASAP!
The toilets at work are delayed autoflush- I love hearing it go while I'm washing my hands at the sinks, makes me feel like an action movie hero not looking back at the fire-y explosion.
The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
"I don't like your lesbian music."
"Ani Difranco isn't a lesbian."
"You don't have to be a lesbian to make lesbian music."
"Am I right? Am I right? Don't tweet that."