Today, let us honor vets like my grandpa, who survived Pearl Harbor and 'Pearl Harbor' the movie and pronounced them 'equally dumb.'
They should make a reality show called You Are Here To Make Friends where you have to make friends with everyone.
If you go to Mitt Romney's Facebook page and click refresh, you can actually watch his 'likes' drop in real time.
the funniest truest possible answer to "Why Doesn't MTV play music videos anymore?":
http://randomshopper.tumblr.com/ - kind of genius, Darius has made a virtual 'bot that has a $50 budgets and buys him random things -- its been described as "the saddest, most nihilistic thing ever".