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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc I just realized that the Epic Rap Battle has more set my mental image of Obama than all the bits of footage and state of the unions combined.

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"In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil"
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"I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should have kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close! I've only know Dwight, twelve years--
--Twelve years... time is a son of a bitch. "