time is a son of a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc I just realized that the Epic Rap Battle has more set my mental image of Obama than all the bits of footage and state of the unions combined.
"In keeping with Schrute custom, I will either invite you to Saturday's funeral by sprinkling red, fertile dirt in your face. Or, I will ask you to keep a respectful distance during my time of grief, with a dusting of black, slightly acidic soil"
"I get red dirt. Nobody is getting red dirt. I should have kept my mouth shut. We're not even that close! I've only know Dwight, twelve years--
--Twelve years... time is a son of a bitch. "