March 27, 2013

DREAM: (WARNING, PG-13) I was naked in some kind of dorm building, running around with friends. I ask one of the guys:
"Can I borrow a towel?"
"Ok, but I'm going to plead the fifth if anybody asks me how you got it."
"The fifth amendment... is that the one where it doesn't count as cheating if you're not in the same zip code? Or is that the one where they explained to us where the clitoris was?"