July 12, 2013



One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough.
James Thurber

Wow. "Having a boss who's worried about his ability to keep it in his pants" is a fireable offense in Iowa.
I went to the Home Depot, which was unnecessary. I need to go to the Apartment Depot, which is just a big warehouse with a whole lot of people standing around saying, "We don't have to fix shit."