"I had a couple of Drowsy Lifeguards, which is the local cocktail."
--Jack Handy, "The Stench of Honolulu". It's like his old Deep Thoughts but raunchier.
"Humans are evolving into a higher form and a lower form at the same time. Confused? Then guess which one you are."
--Jack Handy, "The Stench of Honolulu"
Haha, our own political frolics as seen through our own international coverage lens... welcome to something slightly less than the first world.