January 11, 2014funny

"cancer isn't funny unless it is a funny comic about cancer, like a clown with cancer or something"
--http://twitter.com/mightygodking
"Clown sittin there in chemo. He gotta pump the stuff into his veins by hand. It honks every time he squeezes bag."
--http://twitter.com/MikeFromNowhere
"a clown wheezes as he tries to stay involved in a pie fight, but he has to pause for breath. He is a sad clown"
--http://twitter.com/mightygodking
"'Look on the bright side, now you're thin enough to fit into the clown car' oh man guys I went a little dark there"
--http://twitter.com/MikeFromNowhere
"Clown resolutely shaving off bright red tufts of hair before they fall out to the tune of 'Yakety Sax'"
--http://twitter.com/mightygodking
"Clown ends call with insurance after finding out his treatments are not covered anymore with sad honk."
--http://twitter.com/kenlowery
"'The good news is the tumor has shrunk by 30%.' *happy honk* 'But we still have to operate.' *sad trombone honk*"
--http://twitter.com/mightygodking
"During surgery a lapel flower squirts water over doctor. 'Clamp that! STAT!'"
--http://twitter.com/Sleestak
"IV connected to an upside-down seltzer bottle."
--http://twitter.com/Doubting_Tom
"one clown tosses a bucket full of meds at his suffering friend clown"
--http://twitter.com/mightygodking
(all that via http://mightygodking.com/2013/08/02/really-twitter-is-so-much-better-than-facebook/ )