April 4, 2014

Dreamt of being chased by a were-rhino. Later I asked her in her human form why; I guess I had been carrying beer.
Amazing accent tour of the British Isles-- amazing skills-- I've heard similar performances, but mapping it to the geography was great.

http://the-toast.net/2014/04/02/alien-erotica/ Human Erotica by a squicked out alien
Fasting evening. Trying to convince self that "self righteousness" is nearly as delicious as leftover pizza from last night would be.
I really hope some one looks at the stats at the gap between "Skip This Ad" availability and click for particular preroll youtube ads.