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For-Profit Prisons are the worst. Thanks, "Everything is Better Privatized!" A__holes!

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Deadspin's "Why Your Team Sucks" has been a fun read all along and reaches its pinacle with the Patriots.

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So I'm dieting, and it's board game night, with four delicious pizzas ordered in. The solution: I allow myself one slice, and then say I will give twenty bucks to each of three other guys there if I have a second.