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A remake of "The Monster at the end of this Book" where the monster is you, you little first-world self-centered superconsumer.

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It is hard to believe that this my seventh year of pardoning a turkey. Time flies, even if turkey's don't.

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I know, I'm really sorry... It's just - Southern people are complicated, the two things we're known for are being friendly and slavery..."
"Ok, don't say that

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BOSTON TUBA CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW 2PM AT FANEUIL HALL BE THERE OR BE SLIGHTLY LESS SQUARE BUT MISSING OUT ON A REALLY COOL SOUND