A remake of "The Monster at the end of this Book" where the monster is you, you little first-world self-centered superconsumer.
It is hard to believe that this my seventh year of pardoning a turkey. Time flies, even if turkey's don't.
I know, I'm really sorry... It's just - Southern people are complicated, the two things we're known for are being friendly and slavery..."
"Ok, don't say that
BOSTON TUBA CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW 2PM AT FANEUIL HALL BE THERE OR BE SLIGHTLY LESS SQUARE BUT MISSING OUT ON A REALLY COOL SOUND