June 3, 2016

Schmidt: "I don't know why I'm listening to you in the first place. You're TERRIBLE at talking to women. Case in point: you and Reagan."
<flashback>
[Reagan steps out of shower]
Nick: "Hey! Did you clean everywhere?"
Reagan: "Are you happy? Are you happy that you said that?"
Nick: "...I'd like to smell your towel [grimaces]"
</flashback>
New Girl
(That's Reagan as in Megan Fox's character, not as in the ex-actor/president.)
Creative writing teachers tell beginning writers to avoid adverbs because, on some level, bad imitations of Hemingway are easier to slog through than bad imitations of Proust.

On my devblog I talk about some interesting Palm Pilot history I stumbled into on the web...