"College has taught me you don't need fun to have alcohol."
--/u/danknice on /r/Showerthoughts/
Valentines Jello by Melissa and candy hearts for her :-D <3
Years ago, The Onion put up a Kid's Valentines Day Page... I feel like they're on the verge of falling down the old memory hole, so here they are...
Those cards actually aren't as good as these old authentic but horrifying ones