March 30, 2019

2019.03.30
"This cake is so moist and delicious I would collude with foreign actors for another slice."
"Oh yeah? Well I would commit human rights abuses just for more frosting."
"I would blaspheme for a few more sprinkles."
"I would wage an unjust war and commit war crimes for the recipe."
"Guys I think we should just chill out."