Two from I Am Devloper - the first help explains our life to other folks, the second is more of an insider joke...
The highs and lows that we experience in programming are so extreme and so fast to come: you're great one minute, you're shit the next. The problem is, the shit-stink hangs around longer than the great feeling.
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a programmer to help, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now
Dad: Go and see if "rm -rf node_modules" helps
Up in Maine for the back half of a Friendsgiving Melissa's crew runs... a few of us went up to Lapham Loop for a beautiful view of Bryant Pond...