2021.12.22
Everybody [brings something to Christmas dinner] except for my shady uncle. All he bring is judgement, man. He still can't believe I'm gay! He'll be like "Ugh- ya still into them girls, huh?" and I'm like "Yes, Unk - 'cause women are SOFT and FLUFFY... like hotel pillows and they smell like CUCUMBER-LEMON and STABILITY." I don't want to wake up with no big hairy man in my bed with a bulge at my back... uhh! Y'all rough like bricks and smell like NEWPORTS and EXCUSES, uck!
Nolan Bushnell dreams of his next big toy by John Schmelzer (Chicago Tribune, March 15, 1984).
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Twitter thread on how we're actuall doing under Biden
Beginning aren't automatically good. Even shitty things *start*!
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