February 16, 2022

2022.02.16
The other day I was wondering why I grew up with a different version of "Surfin' Safari" than the one I just bought from iTunes; someone pointed out it might be the single vs the album version.

That single came to me from some cassette tapes McDonalds released in 1987 or so, "Rockin' Gold". (For a long time I thought the tapes were called "Shake Rattle and Fries" or maybe "Shake Burger and Fries" but I guess that was just a promotional song)

There were 4 tapes in all... I had "Rockin' Classics" and "Summer Classics", but there was also "Dancin' Classics" and "Lovin Classics"

This metafilter lists tracks for 3 of them but I had to use this Ebay listing for Rockin' Classics: and from that page, Summer Classics: Man, that collection imprinted so deeply on me. I remember doing "The Wanderer" for church camp, and goofily over-dramatically quoting "They say that all good things must end some day / Autumn leaves must fall / But don't you know, how it hurts me so, to say good-bye to you...." over and over when graduating high school.

I missed Lovin Classics: and then Dancin Classics: Heh. It took "oh that's the 8-track The Blues Brothers listen to" to run in to Sam & Dave...




A real life Zen Koan, from 1999:
The Student was stuck in traffic on Memorial Drive and ranting and raving about the infuriating malice or at least callous indifference of the world to his preferences. Then, adding injury to insult, the Driver from the other lane snuck in ahead in a clear violation of the alternate merge rules that were a hallmark of civilized society. Noting the Student's renewed raging fury in his rear view mirror, the Driver Ahead stuck his thumbs in his ears and made moose antlers.

At that moment, the Student was enlightened.