Toe nail clippings! They're like tiny adorable bits of sea shell that your feet make, and you get to harvest!
Just found out that Daniels, the duo who did Everything Everywhere All at Once, did the video for Turn Down For What, one of my favorites, and now that I think about it the parallels are pretty strong...
sun tzu famously once said "post like you are unemployed even when you are not"
A dick move is a bad thing, but a ballsy move is usually a good thing.