I was a very nervous kid, I was anxious all the time when I was younger, but what's nice is that some of the things I was anxious about don't bother me at all anymore. Like, uh, I always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be. Because if you watch cartoons, quicksand is like the third biggest thing you have to worry about in adult life behind real sticks of dynamite and giant anvils falling on you from the sky.Hot take: youthful Mulaney wasn't wrong. But it turns out the quicksand is your email inbox.
(Also didn't realize he was one the main sources of this quote... we saw him and Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson last night!)