KHftCEA 1997-12.1 December |
KHftCEA 1997-12.1 December
After driving from NYC so guickly I have a ton of nervous energy... Vroom! Vroom! 97-12-1 --- What a dull meeting- I'm just not that concerned about what all these cow-orkers do. I wish I was elsewhere. 97-12-2 --- "Gosh- that's *swell*" --- "peace, love, understanding, wild hot crazy sex" -- pickle "if man could fly the sky would be ugly" --asparagus (thoughts of the produce section) --- [paper spilling] "Aw man, code just reviewed all over the floor!" --Bob S., before the big Catalyst code review 97-12-2 --- "If I cannot be free, I'll be cheap" --Joe Boswell --- So Lena's wearing a big old rock... wow. 97-12-3 --- "...love is what *still* goes on when you are *not* horny." --Robert Heinlein --- {making love stay is easy... It's lust that flees} --Tom Robbins --- I guess the winter Makes you laugh a little slower Makes you talk a little lower About the things you could not show her And it's been a long December And there's reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember all the times I've tried to tell myself to hold on to these moments as they pass --Counting Crows, A Long December --- "... if cats looked like frogs, we'd understand what nasty, brutal little creatures they really are." --Terry Pratchett --- Waltham does such a beautiful job with the lights in the town square. White Holiday Season Lights really make the season for me. 97-12-4 --- I imagine I bury a pocket calculator with liquid crystals spelling her name, then watch the earth shoot forth lightning bolts "Tyler?" "Yeah?" "You are my trailer park." "And you, Anna-Louise, are my tornado." "We are animals. Our first instinct when we see an object of beauty is to eat it." "What'll you do when you meet Heather-Jo on the beach in Malibu?" "Ask her to write her name in the sand, then roll in the words." --Douglas Coupland, "Shampoo Planet" --- I've been sneezing in larger groups... given my previous observations, does this mean I'm the equivalent of multi-orgasmic? "I'm out to shave with Occam's Razor" radio program had the president of "envirosell" talking about shopping as a social perogative, cross-cultural, to see other people... "shopping is our hunting + gathering" My increase in blood pressure really really bums me out especially since my exercise program started between the readings... Maybe nookie is the key to better health. (Plus vericose veins and I forgot to ask about zovirax. Fuck) 97-12-5 --- homeport.org + dylan's redhead --- Running into a minor, fore-shadowed character named Kirk in "Shampoo Planet" was like a physical jolt. Not unpleasant (a millionare) just odd. But it turns out that Kirk is a Dan. Oh well, reading in bed in a sunbeam is wonderful. 97-12-6 --- Kaekel's Conjecture: Any neural system sufficiently complex to generate the axioms of arithmetic is too complex to be understood by itself. --- "He is the billboard of his own buffoonery." --dleeper@mail.com --- Wow. That was some party at Shayne's last night-- didn't get home 'til 5. Note to self: don't be the token straight guy among a group of drinking lesbians playing "I Never" and "Truth or Dare" unless you really want to. Still to come, will much transpire from Mo's half-whispered suggestions of the FAFs? Tough to lose the smirk. 97-12-7 --- car wash on sunday, birdshit on monday. sheesh. 97-12-8 --- Bob says Giraffes sleep 20 minutes a day. I'm so jealous, but worried that dreams have an important role īn our humanity. Maybe 20 minutes daily would't be enough, but it beats sleeping a third of your life away. Fun talk about who the alpha and beta software developers might be in our pack at IDD. I just realized I aspire to write a Douglas Coupland book in my palmpilot. A possibility of physical contact. Makes life go down easier. (So to speak.) Makes me feel more clueless than usual about romance. 97-12-9 --- |