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KHftCEA 1997-12.2 December
KHftCEA 1997-12.2 December
A to the K?
          A to the mother-fuckin' C!
A to the mother-fuckin' K homeboy,
A to the moth-er-fuck-in' K!

Insane in the brain...insane in the membrane.
          --Cypress Hill
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"leverage=take advantage of"
--Kirk's Guide to Corporate Speak
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what shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.
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planning my first real party... Yikes, why are my social circles so deep-not-wide?
97-12-10
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What do you do when you wake up and find the world of your friends a much more complex place than you thought?
97-12-11
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"Civilization and science fight against the natural mistakes of our brains. It�s a wonder of our species that we�re learning to use our brains to fight our brains. If you feel it, but it isn�t right, don�t do it and don�t believe it. We can be better than natural -- we�re human."
          --Penn Jillette
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Empty vase, empty sky,
full sake cup
and a lone drinker.
          --Basho
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poem idea: love being like that time I ate magic brownies and was captivated by the moon, a streetlight, the lights in a dorm

Wow, Mo.
97-12-11
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"Improvise.  Adapt. Overcome."
          --222 Street Jazz
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Friends can be so wonderfully low-maintenence.
97-12-12
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"Come at me like a panther
 'Cause you know Yes is my answer"
          --Deee-lite
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 I will tear off a few hairs from your cunt and paste them on Boris' chin. I will bite into your clitoris and spit out two franc pieces. . . .
--Henry Miller, "Tropic of Cancer"
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New Group: Counting Sheryl Black Crows

What do you do when you wake up and find the world of your friends a much more complex place than you thought and that you've become an integral part of that complexity?
97-12-13
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"the genius of Jimi Hendrix...  was that he could stand up at all, he was so pumped full of so many drugs"
          --AbFab
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from "Sex: Even More Fun You Can Have Without Laughing":

Do you miss me?
Come and kiss me.
Never mind my bruises,
Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices.
          --Christina Rossetti, "Goblin Market"

My father was no jockey, but he sure taught be how to ride;
 He said first in the middle, then you swing from side to side.
          --Blues Lyric

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing."
          --Charles Bukowski

In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other.  In the South Seas they love each other because they have had intercourse.  Who is right?
          --Paul Gauguin

Life can then little else supply
But a few good fucks and then we die.
          --John Wilkes (1727-1797)

Do not wonder at the men who runs after a heartless coquette, but keep your wonder for the man who does not.
          --George Groddeck, "The Book of the It"

"Masturbation is the thinking man's television."
          --Christopher Hampton

"Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly."
          --Gypsy Rose Lee
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Donald Trump-> The Donald-> Donald Mayonnaise
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Why are executives so damn tall? It's so primitive and pack oriented it's frightening, especially when execs from different packs go at it- even who stands and who sits can be important.

Good god- am I living "Chasing Amy"? (I wish) "Go Fish"?  Whatever. Hell of a sexy clich� to be getting through.

Speaking of clich�s, why have mine been so cinemacentric lately?

Good pilot. Good good happy pilot pilot.
97-12-16
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Lay your sleeping head, my love,
Human on my faithless arm;
Time and fevers burn away
Individual beauty from
Thoughtful children, and the grave
Proves the child ephemeral:
But in my arms till break of day
Let the living creature lie,
Mortal, guilty, but to me
The entirely beautiful.
          --W.H Auden, from "Lullaby"
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"Spring-like" said the radio this morning. It's friggin' *beautiful* out there, and winter's barely started.
97-12-17
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i'm sitting next to the man who invented the "if it tastes *this* rich, I don't want to stop" part of the "fill it to the rim with brim" ad campaign. Pop culture meltdown.
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