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KHftCEA 1997-12.2 December
KHftCEA 1997-12.2 December
A to the K?
          A to the mother-fuckin' C!
A to the mother-fuckin' K homeboy,
A to the moth-er-fuck-in' K!

Insane in the brain...insane in the membrane.
          --Cypress Hill
"leverage=take advantage of"
--Kirk's Guide to Corporate Speak
what shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.
planning my first real party... Yikes, why are my social circles so deep-not-wide?
What do you do when you wake up and find the world of your friends a much more complex place than you thought?
"Civilization and science fight against the natural mistakes of our brains. It’s a wonder of our species that we’re learning to use our brains to fight our brains. If you feel it, but it isn’t right, don’t do it and don’t believe it. We can be better than natural -- we’re human."
          --Penn Jillette
Empty vase, empty sky,
full sake cup
and a lone drinker.
poem idea: love being like that time I ate magic brownies and was captivated by the moon, a streetlight, the lights in a dorm

Wow, Mo.
"Improvise.  Adapt. Overcome."
          --222 Street Jazz
Friends can be so wonderfully low-maintenence.
"Come at me like a panther
 'Cause you know Yes is my answer"
 I will tear off a few hairs from your cunt and paste them on Boris' chin. I will bite into your clitoris and spit out two franc pieces. . . .
--Henry Miller, "Tropic of Cancer"
New Group: Counting Sheryl Black Crows

What do you do when you wake up and find the world of your friends a much more complex place than you thought and that you've become an integral part of that complexity?
"the genius of Jimi Hendrix...  was that he could stand up at all, he was so pumped full of so many drugs"
from "Sex: Even More Fun You Can Have Without Laughing":

Do you miss me?
Come and kiss me.
Never mind my bruises,
Hug me, kiss me, suck my juices.
          --Christina Rossetti, "Goblin Market"

My father was no jockey, but he sure taught be how to ride;
 He said first in the middle, then you swing from side to side.
          --Blues Lyric

"Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ass while singing."
          --Charles Bukowski

In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other.  In the South Seas they love each other because they have had intercourse.  Who is right?
          --Paul Gauguin

Life can then little else supply
But a few good fucks and then we die.
          --John Wilkes (1727-1797)

Do not wonder at the men who runs after a heartless coquette, but keep your wonder for the man who does not.
          --George Groddeck, "The Book of the It"

"Masturbation is the thinking man's television."
          --Christopher Hampton

"Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly."
          --Gypsy Rose Lee
Donald Trump-> The Donald-> Donald Mayonnaise
Why are executives so damn tall? It's so primitive and pack oriented it's frightening, especially when execs from different packs go at it- even who stands and who sits can be important.

Good god- am I living "Chasing Amy"? (I wish) "Go Fish"?  Whatever. Hell of a sexy cliché to be getting through.

Speaking of clichés, why have mine been so cinemacentric lately?

Good pilot. Good good happy pilot pilot.
Lay your sleeping head, my love,
Human on my faithless arm;
Time and fevers burn away
Individual beauty from
Thoughtful children, and the grave
Proves the child ephemeral:
But in my arms till break of day
Let the living creature lie,
Mortal, guilty, but to me
The entirely beautiful.
          --W.H Auden, from "Lullaby"
"Spring-like" said the radio this morning. It's friggin' *beautiful* out there, and winter's barely started.
i'm sitting next to the man who invented the "if it tastes *this* rich, I don't want to stop" part of the "fill it to the rim with brim" ad campaign. Pop culture meltdown.
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