KHftCEA 1998-01.2 January |
KHftCEA 1998-01.2 January
Mo's 2000 request, a promise for no proposals during the interim. Putting a timeline either way on romance makes me a little antsy. How *do* I feel about commitment? 98-1-13 --- My boss Kiran got the axe- *Wow*. Yikes. 98-1-13 --- The poptart was a sacrifice to the twin gods of Matt and Steve. 98-1-14 --- Sometimes it seems like a good idea to think of my life in 4 year intervals, even though I'm out of school. Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior. 98-1-14 --- My name is Leonardo I am a retardo I climb up the steeple And spit on the people And they say, "Hello-- What's your name?" My name is Leonardo... --- "They go in and out- nipples. Stylistically I mean... uh, and physically." --Paul Morville on the relatively recent phenomenon of mannequins with nipples 98-1-15 --- Mo as the sensual sneaker salesperson- That night in bed I would've bought the goofiest sneaker, even the ones with ugly plastic and neon colors. --- "How do we stop an elephant if it goes berserk? What do we do? Do we use an AK-47? An M-16? An AR-15?... Frankly, would that stop an elephant? I really doubt it. Do they have a bazooka?" --US Senator Bob Smith, protesting plans in 1995 for a circus on Capitol Hill --- Odd seeing a change machine with the bill acceptor lower than the coin dispenser- makes me realize I have a sub-concious image of the dollar being transformed into coins and falling to the slot below. 98-1-18 --- I just had a revelation: if I can't come easily after all this time, it's not on account of who I'm with. With Lena I wasn't sure of that: with Mo I am. It's reassuring in it's own way. It still leaves open future issues, but Mo's acceptance and optimism helps a lot. 98-1-18 --- Wall street article on "slaves to the phone"- on the frontpage, yet *so* biased and self-righteous- must've been written by someone without a lot of friends with phone access. --- "These guys idea of sex is five beers and- *UHHGHH!*" --C.P. 98-1-19 --- "Kirk is his own Enigma- 'I just don't understand myself'" --Paul Morville 98-1-21 --- "Funk is its own reward." --George Clinton --- "Do you have any super powers?" "Of course I have super powers. I'm Schooly D." "Display them!" "I can't do that." "Why not?" "I'm not allowed to do it." "So you mean you don't have any." "Yeah." "So, the D stands for defenseless." --Space Ghost + Schooly D., Space Ghoast Coast to Coast --- "Let our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ save *you*- over 50% per month on long distance and international calls over 20 minutes!" 98-1-23 --- idea for a chain of hip fast food italian places: "Pastabilities" 98-1-25 --- from old organizer (the Casio B.O.S.S.): "such a thing as sign language poetry?" "she orgasms like a hiccup" "may 10 1996- a day that will live in israel infamy: 1st car, 1st apartment" "perfect pitch, what about perfect tempo?" --- "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was. . . an artic wilderness." --Steve Martin --- Sitting in a very tense business conference... Need to determine that this is not my fault. On the other hand, I haven't stepped up into a spearheading role. Contractese: Licensor != Lice -n- Sores At least I'm sitting in a sunbeam. 98-1-27 --- game idea: Virtual Firefighter "aesthetic kinetic appeal"-idea from highschool, eg that large weight on a spring on a string idea for Jen: homemade Zen rockgardens 98-1-27 --- A co-student of Mo's calls any friend's boyfriend "Steady Eddy". That amuses me. 98-1-29 --- "I think the idea of art kills creativlty." --Douglas Adams --- |