| KHftCEA 2000-12.2 December |
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KHftCEA 2000-12.2 December
"They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I've never understood why that is; frankly, I can see an upside to it! Ha ha!" --Abe 'Grampa' Simpson --- "I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't." --Marge Simpson --- "Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it." --Blank Regk --- FUTURE ISRAEL/JORDAN CHRISTMAS MEMORY: Mary Wargo sent a tape to Aunt Susan and Uncle Bill as part of a Christmas package, saying "open this first." We put it into the stereo system. The first track seemed to be the soundtrack to some warning lesson about Tsunamis. We kept listening, waiting for the next track to make sense of the first, but it keeps on going. It even has commercials, like it was taped from TV. Finally Susan says 'enough' and asks me to turn it off. I shut off the tape. The sound keeps going! Then it dawns on us- we've been listening to the Travel Channel, the TV can be piped through the stereo and we didn't switch it back. Whoops. 00-12-23 --- Norbert: "In Germany... there was this one... Christmas tradition we had..." Kirk: "Invade France." 00-12-24 --- "Rock 'n' roll smells phony and false. It is sung, played, and written by cretinous goons and by means of its almost imbecilic reiteration, and sly, lewd, in plain fact dirty lyrics...it manages to be the martial music of every sideburned deliquent on the face of the earth." --Frank Sinatra "You can't knock success." --Elvis Presley --- I'm thinking about doing a daily update section on kisrael.com. The trouble is I don't know how it should relate to the KHftCEA. I would like to update the web more often than the palm, with richer media content but with less personal info. Maybe I should make it so that someday they can be merged? 00-12-27 --- How odd. I'm on R's list for new cellphone # updates. 00-12-27 --- "When it comes to emotions even great heroes can be idiots." -Sir Te, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" --- "If you have to hate, hate gently." --slashdot.org --- The other day I got porn spam for "vaginaonline.com". Sheesh. Myybe all the good domain names *are* taken. 00-12-28 --- "I'm *grossly* well-adjusted." --Michelle Zabka 00-12-29 --- "Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest." --Eric Clapton --- "Life is a shit sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you can't taste the shit." --Jonathan Winters --- |