Dear Theo,
Will life never treat me decently? I am wracked by despair!
My head is pounding! Mrs. Sol Schwimmer is suing me because
I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous
mouth! That's right! I can't work to order like a common
tradesman! I decided her bridge should be enormous and
billowing, with wild, explosive teeth flaring up in every
direction like fire! Now she is upset because it won't fit
in her mouth! She is so bourgeois and stupid, I want to
smash her! [...]
     Vincent
--Woody Allen, If the Impressionists Had Been Dentists
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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