The Buddha walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
And after paying for it with a 20, gets no money back.
When he asks, he's told that 'Change comes from within.'
--Carl Fink and StarChaser_Tyger on alt.fan.cecil-adams
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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