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Best "epinion" I've ever read, Mi Amor; Or Death by Water Pik: I love my wife. My wife loves me. I love my Oral Irrigator. My wife does not. Indeed she despises it with great vehemence. I don.t blame her. How many times have I jumped from around a corner and blasted her in the face with a laser of water? Don.t think it doesn.t hurt either. Does a range of thirty feet with a sniper.s aim mean anything to you? "It hurts!" she cries. I.ve hit her in the eye before. That must have hurt, I admit. But that.s why I gave her a pair of Ektelon racquetball goggles. I tell her, "Ektelon racquetball goggles don.t do any good unless you.re WEARING them." |
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