"Most of the molasses also goes abroad. I have _no_ idea what the hell
anyone wants with that stuff; it's icky and stinks. It must be good
for something, it's been exported for 300 years."

"It is stored in a refrigerated platinum vault in Paris,
and used as a world standard for 'slow'."
--Patrick James and Bertil Jonell, via alt.humor.best-of-usenet.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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