AFGHANISTAN: "Everyone here wears long beards that suit them well, but it must be tough when they're drinking milk." EQUITORIAL GUINEA: "It's called that because it's right on the equator. If it were under the highway, it'd be Interstate Guinea." UGANDA: "There's a bird on the flag, but its inhabitants are human. It's not a country of birds or anything." ETHIOPIA: "A nation famous for coffee and marathon runners. Maybe the coffee makes you run really fast." MOZAMBIQUE: "The flag of this country has a gun, a hoe and a book. It must have gone through hard times." THE PHILLIPINES: "A country comprised of over 7,000 islands. It must be hard to find names for them all." PAKISTAN: "There's a city here called Harappa. But there aren't any rapping dogs." --The King Of All Cosmos from "We Love Katamari"
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