PepsiCo is snug in bed with Microsoft, promoting its exciting new Mountain Dew flavor, "Game Fuel," with a Halo 3 tie-in. The flavor is described on the bottle as "an invigorating blast of citrus cherry flavor," but it could also have reasonably been called "Unbelievably Vileberry," "Piņa Colonic" or "Kool-Aid Man's Embalming Fluid."
--Lore"Kirk, you're a horrible person."
"That's not what yo' mama said last night!"
"...I could see her not saying that."
--Jonathan and Me, 2007.08.30

"Shouldn't that be Jonathan and I?"
"No... you do the substitution... if I was quoting myself, I would write something like: [gestures]
     'Now is the Time'
          --Me
Right?"
"Well, you could be a pirate... Iiiii."
"Pirates don't say 'Iiii'."
"Then... 'Aarrgh.'"
"Pirates don't say 'Aargh' either! They say 'Arrrr'. That's what they're known for saying."
"Then maybe you could be some kind of... ...fantasy creature. One that says 'Iiii'."
"..."
--Jonathan and I, immediately after previewing the transcription of the previous dialog.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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