First, I read in the paper how John Smoltz, the Atlanta Braves star, showed up at a training session one day with a painful-looking welt across his chest and, when pressed for an explanation, sheepishly admitted that he had tried to iron a shirt while he was wearing it. Second, it ouccured to me that although I have never done anything quite so foolish as that, it was only because I had not thought of it. --Bill Bryson, I'm a Stranger Here Myself
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