There once was a lady from Crewe
Whose limerics went to line two.

There once was a man from Verdun.

There once was a lady from Bree
Whose limericks went to line three,
And never went farther.                        

There once was a man on the floor
Whose limericks went to line four.
He'd start up the trend,
and then it would end.

There once was a man from the Styx
Whose limericks went to line six.
He never did know
How far they should go,
And never did bother to fix
Them at all.             
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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