Q. How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
A. Drench it in gasoline and flick a match at it!

Q. How do you make a dog go 'meaow'?
A. Deep freeze it, and run it through a power saw! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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