I heard on the radio this morning that "Today the Pope
celebrated mass on a hillside in Israel". Now, I'm no theologian,
but somehow, I just can't see this guy *celebrating* mass...
"Woohoo! It's *mass*! It's there even when we're weightless!
Without it there would be no intertia! It's much better than
volume or even density! It leaves length width and height *way*
in the dust! Chant with me! MASS! MASS! MASS! All-riiiiight!"

Then again, I can't really see this guy wearing a hat like that,
so I guess we're even.
    --00-3-24
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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