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* If you are a sitcom character and your camping trip is going badly, do not say, "Look on the bright side: At least the weather's nice." * Remember: Snakes are freaky-looking creatures that will bug you out if you chance across them. Why? Get this: The little fuckers don't have any legs at all. * To hike, put one foot in front of the other, propelling yourself forward at a steady, workmanlike pace. After repeating this action thousands of times, you will theoretically begin to experience "fun." --Camping Tips from The Onion |
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