The Onion: Is there a God? Jimmy Kimmel: Uh, I think so, yeah. Sure. I was praying        for Him to kill me last night as I was vomiting        up my lobster pasta. I can't take this altitude:        I've been [at the Aspen Comedy Arts Festival]        for four days--three last year and one this        year--and I've vomited on three of those days.       O: Yeah, the altitude can wreak havoc...      JK: Well, I use the altitude as an excuse, but        it's really the 17 shots of whatever people        hand me.
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