Hrmph. Bracing myself for all the lame April's Fools fake news stories on all the web media I read. In general, none of them are all that funny, and it's frustrating because when there is a 'serious' post, you're not sure if you can believe it or not.
April 1, 2001
Post of the Moment
If it looks like a duck..... and quacks like a duck....Some people and some ducks believe this. Which is why duck decoys are so effective.
Its probably a duck....
--Binyamin Dissen in alt.humor.best-of-usenet