girls are icky

May 19, 2001
Quote of the Moment
"That made such an impression upon me as a boy that I decided that no boy friend of mine would ever accuse me of licking the butter off his sandwich and I kept my promise."
--young devout mormon (from mormons.org on kissing via cruel site. Women are like sandwiches, you know.

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time * Money
And we all know that "time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore
Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(Evil)
Therefore:
Girls = (sqrt(Evil))2
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
--from a graphic file that's making the rounds

Link of the Moment
Interview with Douglas Adams on Atheism. Interesting points on the distinctions between Atheism and Agnosticism.