girls are icky

Quote of the Moment
That made such an impression upon me as a boy that I decided that no boy friend of mine would ever accuse me of licking the butter off his sandwich and I kept my promise.

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that girls require time and money.

Girls = Time * Money
And we all know that "time is money."

Time = Money

Girls = Money * Money = (Money)2
And because "money is the root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(Evil)

Girls = (sqrt(Evil))2
And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
from a graphic file that's making the rounds

Link of the Moment
Interview with Douglas Adams on Atheism. Interesting points on the distinctions between Atheism and Agnosticism.