August 10, 2001
You know, I have to admit I'm almost impressed with Bush's Stem Cell decision. On this issue I'm extremely in favor of unfettered research, so I don't think he made the right decision and probably kissed too much pro-life butt, but I admire his trying to find a middle ground. (What with me being an extreme moderate and all.) (And what is this that it's good he was making a moral decision rather than a political one? Isn't this a democracy?)

Comic Book Guy
CBG walks along the road reading a comic book
CBG: But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, 
     you're from two different worlds.
(CBG sees missile approaching)
CBG: Oh, I've wasted my life.
--from The Simpsons Archive: The Comic Book Guy File

Mean Link of the Moment
Hopefully, this will be the meanest link of your day. But funny. (If you don't get it, it's what happens when this previous 'Net fad (which has since been heavily commercialized) meets this one poster currently making the rounds. Though I liked this parody even better...)