so very sheik

November 6, 2001
Lyric of the Moment
Over the desert, wild and free
Rides the bold Sheik of Araby
The desert band at his command
Follows his love's caravan...
Under the shadows of the palms he sings
To call her to his arms...

I'm the Sheik of Araby!
            (With no clothes on!)
Your love belongs to me!
            (With no clothes on!)
At night while you're asleep
            (With no clothes on!)
Into your tent I'll creep
            (With no clothes on!)
The stars that shine above
            (With no clothes on!)
Will light our way to love!
            (With no clothes on!)
Come rule this world with me,
            (With no clothes on!)
I'm the Sheik of Araby!
--Sheik of Araby, as remembered from The Canadian Brass version. On the web I found an amusingly bad MIDI rendition of the tune, actually worth a listen just for the giggle.

Funny of the Moment
PETERMAN: Two choices: play Mario Party or Group Sex.
MO: Do I get to pick the group?
--2001.11.04, Trying to persuade Mo to join Peterman, Leslee, and Me in a game of Mario Party on Nintendo. Maybe you had to be there but it was a good line, and quick.