one mother of invention

Link of the Moment
Inventions that shouldexist, but don't...kind of a more sincere verion of the halfbakery I posted the other day.

Gaming Link of the Moment
Did you know the relative goodness of a First Person Shooter (a genre of videogames, the ones where you're running around a 3D environment, usually with a gun) can be scientifically determined? (An older article, but pretty funny anyway.)

Funny of the Moment
"A real woman could stop you from drinking."
"It'd have to be a real BIG woman."