2002.04.13
The Taliban, the most friendly people in the world, possibly the universeAccording to Joey AccordionGuy deVilla who pointed this out, the main differences between this and a typical IRC client is the 5-times-a-day call to prayer, the way it's hardwired to certain IRC "channels", and "cute little factoids that you can cut-and-paste into heated arguments with infidel dogs".
Funny of the Moment
An informative alt.fan.cecil-adams article on DIY high end marital aids.