with friends like these

April 13, 2002
Quote of the Moment
"The Taliban, the most friendly people in the world, possibly the universe"
--Quote from the "About" page from a special Islamic IRC Chat Client. According to Joey AccordionGuy deVilla who pointed this out, the main differences between this and a typical IRC client is the 5-times-a-day call to prayer, the way it's hardwired to certain IRC "channels", and "cute little factoids that you can cut-and-paste into heated arguments with infidel dogs".

Funny of the Moment
An informative alt.fan.cecil-adams article on DIY high end marital aids.