with friends like these

Quote of the Moment
The Taliban, the most friendly people in the world, possibly the universe
According to Joey AccordionGuy deVilla who pointed this out, the main differences between this and a typical IRC client is the 5-times-a-day call to prayer, the way it's hardwired to certain IRC "channels", and "cute little factoids that you can cut-and-paste into heated arguments with infidel dogs".

Funny of the Moment
An informative alt.fan.cecil-adams article on DIY high end marital aids.