what's black and white and stinky all over?

June 13, 2003
Fact of the Moment
Zebra mating is often accompanied by flatulence.
--report on Zoo Animal Breeding on NPR this morning. I'm not sure if it's a mating display thing or what, actually.

Funny of the Moment
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
--from "a female friend" of Charles Oakes, via rec.humor.funny

News of the Moment
Bush on a Segway       Bush off a Segway       He's not all that great at golf either, according to CNN

Quote of the Moment
"Ah, Atari. In your rise and fall is every lesson a video game executive should take to heart and never does. Lesson one, be run by a chief executive who at least commutes to reality."
--from GameSpy's 25 Dumbest Moments in Gaming History: interesting reading, though probably only for fans of games in general.