what's black and white and stinky all over?

Fact of the Moment
Zebra mating is often accompanied by flatulence.
report on Zoo Animal Breeding on NPR this morning. I'm not sure if it's a mating display thing or what, actually.

Funny of the Moment
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
from "a female friend" of Charles Oakes, via rec.humor.funny

News of the Moment
Bush on a Segway       Bush off a Segway       He's not all that great at golf either, according to CNN

Quote of the Moment
Ah, Atari. In your rise and fall is every lesson a video game executive should take to heart and never does. Lesson one, be run by a chief executive who at least commutes to reality.
Interesting reading, though probably only for fans of games in general.