Woo, really busy today. I'll try to post more later.
August 13, 2006
Joke of the Moment
You are driving in a car at a constant speed on a curvy road.
On your right side is a valley and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.
You see a giant galloping pig, the same size as your car, in front of you.. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.
Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you, and the accelerator seems to be stuck, so you can't evade them.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, bozo! You're drunk!
--Mitchell.J.Edelman on rec.humor.funny