This business trip is running into a bunch of technical issues.
Bleh, looks like I'm going to be staying an additional night and half day.
GEEK POINT: The way Oracle JDBC drivers didn't have seamless support for reading a CLOB as a String until a few years ago is a crime against programmerkind. There's no reason a general developer shouldn't have always had the option of not thinking about that, it should have been abstracted away from the get go. Grrr.
Video of the Moment
--Note to self: get into making electronic music, at least enough to codify those basslines you invented all those years ago in highschool.