toddler zombie

July 30, 2009

--A few weeks ago I found this totally scary picture on a cardboard box for a child's scoot-around car in EB's backyard. (You can see original picture here -- it still has that Stepford-Wife-in-Training look but isn't quote so Zombie-like.)
#failedchildrensbooktitles :
Harold and the Purple Nurple
One Scab Two Scabs Red Scab Blue Scab
Make Sauce for Ducklings

Just got tickets for a week in Portugal in September. Because I'm an idiot, I have to figure out what to do overnight in London. -- THIRTY REASONS WHY THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE'S 2009 GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS INFOMERCIAL IS THE GREATEST YOUTUBE CLIP EVER